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Funny Good Morning Texts For Her

45+ Cute And Funny Good Morning Texts For Her


Start your loved one’s day on a cheerful note by injecting a dose of humor into their mornings! Sending funny good morning texts for her is a delightful way to bring a smile to her face and set a positive tone for the day ahead. Whether it’s a clever play on words, a playful joke, or a charming compliment wrapped in humor, these messages are designed to make her laugh and feel cherished.


Join the fun as we explore lighthearted good morning texts for her to brighten her mornings and leave a lasting impression. After all, laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to kick off the day than with a hearty dose of humor from someone who cares?

Funny Good Morning Texts For Her

Here are funny ways to tell her good morning to start her day with humor and happiness.


Funny Flirty Good Morning Texts For Her
  1. Every morning, I find myself lost in thoughts of your beauty, and it even distracts me from morning breath – that’s saying something!
  2. Hey, my pretty teddy bear! I miss waking up to the sight of your beautiful face. It’s the best way to start any day.
  3. When you wake up, you may start to miss me. This text is to remind you to miss me. Good morning, darling.
  4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed in my heart. Good morning!
  5. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Have you had your fix yet? Good morning to you! And stop screaming.
  6. Good morning! I just want to remind you that you are why the sun rises every day. You’re welcome!
  7. Good morning! If you think you didn’t get enough sleep last night, don’t worry, there’s always a chance for mid-day naps later.”
  8. Good morning! Did you know that smiling can increase your face value? So, here’s your morning smile – absolutely free!
  9. Things I hate the most: Alarm clocks. Things I like the most: The snooze button. Who I love the most: You. Good morning, honey.
  10. Hey, my pretty curvy queen. Know that I will always love you. Good morning!
  11. I did not forget to kiss you before leaving for work; I just took the evidence to the office. Good morning, my love.
  12. Good morning! I think I need glasses because every time I look at you, everything else gets blurry.
  13. Wake up and welcome another unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.”
  14. That wonderful bird singing near your window is my companion, helping me express my feelings for you.
  15. Wake up and smell the roses – or in your case, the amazing person sleeping next to you. (That’s me, by the way!)
  16. Before I met you, I never thought procrastination could be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in bed and texting each other.
  17. Sometimes, I wish there was no alarm clock because that’s the only device waking me up while I’m dreaming of you.
  18. This is a good morning wish to remind you of my love for you. I love you, dear.
  19. Wake up and smell the inspiration! You’re not just a morning person; you’re an all-day, all-night superstar.
  20. If you were there to greet me every morning, I might consider retiring from work altogether. Good morning, darling.
  21. If you wake up high, kindly sleep back, so you can acknowledge this message when you read it. Good morning, honey.
  22. Rise and shine, sleepyhead! If there were an award for the best sleeper, you’d win it hands down.
  23. Good morning, babe. You deserve the best that life can offer, and even though it’s a bit off today with the rain pouring down, don’t forget your umbrella.
  24. Let me wake up beside you, savoring the aroma of morning coffee as we wander hand in hand through the city. In your presence, I find happiness that will last a lifetime.
  25. Good morning, my darling. May your day be as lovely as your caring heart.
  26. Every day may pass by, but today, I’ve decided that you deserve to wake up to a special morning greeting from me. Good morning, my darling.
  27. Every meal reminds me of the delicious dishes you cook. I miss them, knowing they would enhance the flavor of what I’m eating. Good morning, my sweet honey.
  28. Among all the beautiful girls in the world, none compares to you. Have a wonderful day, my dearest dearie.
  29. You may not appear at your best in the morning, perhaps why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you a good morning so you’ll wake up looking absolutely awesome!
  30. To the beautiful lady who doesn’t rise before me, Good morning!

Funny Flirty Good Morning Texts For Her

If you want to sound flirtatious, here are funny flirty good morning texts for her.


  1. This morning, my thoughts are filled with the idea of borrowing a sweet kiss from you. Would you grant me this favor? I promise to return it with overwhelming interest. Good morning!
  2. Roses are red, and violets are blue; if showering you with kisses were a crime, I’d gladly do it all day. Good morning, my baby.
  3. Wake up and dazzle the sun with your bright eyes. Avoid direct eye contact, I don’t want harm to those pretty eyes. I love you, baby. Good morning.
  4. It’s a great morning, and escaping what I couldn’t do this morning was even sweeter. Good morning, my baby.
  5. I went to sleep last night with a smile, anticipating to dream of you. However, I woke up with a smile because you weren’t a dream. You are real, and I can touch and feel you. Good morning, beautiful.
  6. Good morning, cupcake! Life is short, so eat dessert first – and by dessert, I mean your sweet morning kisses.
  7. Rise and shine, lovely! My day will be incomplete without seeing you. I can’t wait to see you later.
  8. Wakey-wakey, beautiful! Just a heads up: your smile can light up even the gloomiest mornings. Be careful with that superpower!
  9. Wake up, sleepyhead! I dreamt about you last night, but reality is so much better. I can’t wait to make more memories with you today.
  10. Rise and dazzle! Your charm is more contagious than a yawn, and I’m definitely infected. I can’t stop thinking about you.
  11. Good morning, sweetheart! I must be a morning person now because waking up thinking about you is my favorite time of the day.
  12. Good morning, sweetheart! I had a great sleep because I was dreaming of you. Now, I can’t wait for the reality of spending the day with you.
  13. I’m currently in a state of tranquility, and surprisingly, it’s not because you’re not here. I just wanted to share my feelings with you. Good morning, baby.
  14. Wishing a good morning to the person who gracefully handles me every day! Wishing you a day full of love.
  15. What’s your top goal for the day? Mine is to make you smile.
  16. Anticipating a day of work with last night’s thoughts on replay. If my boss inquires about my distraction, should I pin it on you? Because let’s be honest, I’m blaming you.
  17. Kicking off my day with an extra bounce in my step, all thanks to you. I know it will be a fantastic one. I can just sense it.
  18. I’m eagerly anticipating kissing you later. If I were by your side, I’d do it this instant, morning breath and all.
  19. Tonight promises to be enjoyable, but t I’m most excited about waking up beside you this time tomorrow.
  20. I can’t wait to show off your beauty to the world. You are my queen, and I’m proud of you. Good morning!

Flirty Good Morning Texts For Your Crush

If you are crushing on her, here are some flirty good morning texts to subtly express your desire.

  1. Good morning, my beautiful girl. As I open my eyes, you’re the first thought that graces my mind. I wish you a day filled with greatness!
  2. Good morning! Reflecting on the wonderful moment we met, I can’t help but feel grateful. May your day be just as amazing!
  3. You know you are beautiful, and I have eyes for beautiful things. We can do well as a couple. Just think about it. Good morning dear!
  4. Good morning! I trust you had a restful sleep and are fully prepared to conquer the day!
  5. Good morning! You graced my dreams last night, and in due time, I’ll share the details with you. Have an extraordinary day!
  6. Good Morning, hottie! I had a dream where you aced your meeting today. I might just be a psychic! You’re welcome!
  7. Hello, pretty stranger turned best friend! I can only imagine how adorable you must look in the morning.
  8. Listen, you need to stop occupying my thoughts all night, okay? I’m trying to get my beauty sleep.
  9. Good morning, beautiful! I couldn’t wait three days, so I am texting you now. How was your sleep?
  10. Good morning to the sweetest girl in the world. I wish you a day as fantastic as you are!
  11. Today is a beautiful day, and it feels like the perfect moment to remind you of your beauty. You’re truly wonderful, my love. Good morning, and may your day be amazing!
  12. On this splendid morning, I yearn for your presence beside me. I dream of waking you up with a tender good morning kiss every single day.
  13. Despite the gloomy weather, my day is brightened that you are with me, my sunshine. Good morning, my love.
  14. Each morning, the anticipation of seeing you add joy to my day. Your presence keeps me going. Good morning, my beautiful.
  15. Good morning. Today, I dreamt of us at the beach, watching the sunset together. I hope this dream transforms into a beautiful reality soon.

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You don’t have to say or write much or sound ambiguous when writing funny good morning texts for her. Keep it simple, funny, and lovely like the ones above. If you haven’t been texting her in the morning, you can start today with the above examples and see the miracle it will produce in your relationship.


Written by Cristina Mari Arreola

Cristina Mari Arreola is the Senior Books Editor at Hackstrive, where she writes about literary fiction, nonfiction, young adult novels, romance novels,